I've come to realize that being vegan means using a lot of quotation marks. Tonight's recipe: buffalo "chicken wings" (actually cauliflower) with "celery" (actually fennel stalks) and "blue cheese" dressing (actually not cheese). The above drawing is a confused chicken who has cauliflower stalks for wings (thanks to my bf for that ♥). Anyway, I was skeptical of this recipe but it was really, delicious and sinful. It's no secret that I love hot wings and, being vegan, I miss them more than occasionally. These really hit the spot. Here goes...
For about a dozen "wings" (see, quotes again), you'll need:
- 1 head of cauliflower, chopped into small pieces (maybe 1-1.5 inches across)
- 1 c flour
- 1 c almond (or soy) milk
- 2 t garlic powder
The steps:
- Preheat oven to 450°.
- In a medium bowl, combine flour, milk, and garlic powder until smooth.
- Place cauliflower pieces in mixture and coat.
- Place battered cauliflower on a greased cookie sheet and bake for about 20 minutes.
For enough buffalo sauce for those "wings", you'll need:
- 1 standard bottle of hot chili sauce (a typical chili and vinegar one like Cholula or Tabasco would be good. I used Trader Joe's hot chili sauce)
- 1.5 T vegan margarine, melted
- Melt margarine in a bowl.
- Add hot sauce and whisk until smooth
- Thoroughly coat "wings" with this buffalo sauce once they've been removed from the oven.
For enough "blue cheese" sauce for those "wings", you'll need:
- 1 c vegan mayo
- 1/4 c tahini
- 2-3 t apple cider vinegar
- 1 garlic clove, finely minced
- 1/4 block extra firm tofu, crumbled (optional)
The steps:
- Combine mayo, tahini, vinegar, and garlic until smooth. A whisk here helps.
- Crumble and add tofu to simulate chunky blue cheese and gently fold in. (I don't really feel this is necessary)
Anyway, this was a really great dinner. I chopped up some fennel stalks (I had already used the bulbs in this recipe) to serve as a [more flavorful] celery substitute. Enjoy!